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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
2:22 pm
bitch, please
the sun is shining and I need to go lay in the yard. However, the wench of the house refuses to let me out to play. This would never happen if Michael was home. He lets me get away with everything.

He has been gone for over a week now. Jennifer has been neurotic about making the bed everyday.

Hobbes is an asshole. But you knew that.
Monday, September 6th, 2004
1:00 am
I dont understand
Why is it, if you misbehave, you get better treats? Jennifer has been all in a snit over this new cat getting out. Every day she puts out a can of tuna for this cat, I had the good sense to stay inside and do I get a can of tuna? Noooooooooo. Do I get anything at all besides freaking dry cat food? No, not unless I catch it myself. Perhaps I need to dive out the kitchen window as well. Of course then I would have to contend with that asshole cat who comes in the yard all the time. Jeepers, I hate him.

Today Jennifer and Mike spent a lot of time putting this metal thing out in the yard with tuna and water in it. It must have been a big deal, because they spent a good deal of time out there and yelled at me when I tried to open the sliding glass door myself (they dont appreciate how much work that is for me). They Jennifer was swearing a lot and when she came in she smelled really bad. She must have been pretty upset. I have been steering clear of her.

I found a ball that I thought I had lost, that was lots of fun to play with. I also at three bugs, right in front of Jennifer, I do that in hopes she will get the hint that I want tuna as well. But she just tells me that I am a good girl and such a good bug hunter. I dont want to be a damn bug hunter, I want tastey snacks is all. Whats a girl to do? Perhaps I will go back to peeing on the rug. That always seems to get her attention.
Saturday, August 28th, 2004
6:00 pm
Its too damn hot
I cannot even lounge about in my favorite leather chair. Its just not right. Why can't my humans get me a place with air conditioning? The new cat, Zoe is still acting like a freak. I tried to invite her to play yesterday, but she acted all crazy. Whatever.

Current Mood: hot
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